Ideally Idle

X: Who is a capitalist?

Y: Well.. someone who discovered petroleum... and even someone who made cars....


X: How come?

Y: Coz' both of their products were useless without each others assistance. So to earn profit, they made sure cars run on petroleum... n none else...


X: So, then who is a socialist?

Y: The person who made efficient use of water and alcohol, and made sure everyone in the society could aspire to own a vehicle according to his social standing.

X: Who is liberal?

Y: Liberal is the person who made laws to ensure than capitalists and socialists enjoy their respective zones and pay him the necesaary tax.


X: Then, who is a democrat?

Y: The one who protested, took out rallies, kept claiming, and finally achieved all the credit for the work done by all of the above.


X: So, who is a realist?

Y: The ones who drive the car... knws there is some law in place... n there is reason for everything in the name of democracy...


X: And, finally who is an idealist?

Y: The one looking at this whole conversation and saying its all absurd... he cud have done better.

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Slahu

P.s. Don't look for technicalities... I was real bored!